The appliances love the baby, calling him the Little Master and singing this godawful song about how wonderful newborns are. Totally avoiding the question, the lamp (aptly named Lampy) responds, "I dunno, but it must be very nice." It's creepy, like talking doll creepy, especially coupled with sing-alongs from cutesy hell.Ī baby comes into the picture and the appliances ask, "Where do babies come from?" And then they start talking, spouting these bullshit philosophies about life and death. Then your jaw falls into your crotch as the appliances come alive a toaster, a lamp, a radio, an electric blanket and a vacuum cleaner, among other things. More on that in a moment.Īt first, TBLTGTM seems like a boring, everyday cartoon. So they threw in a plethora of embittered sexual innuendos while at the same time vicariously explaining the meaning of life to a market of daycare preschoolers whose parents don't have time to tell them what sex is. This video (based on a book by Who-Th e-Fuck-Cares) is an example of Disney's retard stepchild straight-to-video market, making these middle-aged, drug-addled cartoonists resent their lives all the more. It doesn't make sense, (it doesn't have to), but there you have it.īut after viewing a VHS copy purchased for $0.75, I've found there's so much more. What else is there to get? A toaster, that is brave (and little) travels to the Red Planet. Similar to the Old Man and The Sea(Hemingway would shoot me for this comparison) TBLTGTMexplains the entire plot in the title. How else do you explain forgotten gems like The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars? Like most of us losers, they resort to massive amounts of psychedelics. When your biggest fans still poop their pants and will forget about you in less time than it takes to MAKE a single episode, you gotta wonder where your life went. It's also no secret that children's cartoonists hate their jobs. Why do you think they're so happy? Hell, they need it, because God knows life is shitty enough without drugs - imagine going through it when your brain is about as useful as a baked potato. This is in part to do with kids being stoned all the time, something to do with underdeveloped brain chemistry or something. It's no secret that children's programming is really fucking trippy. ( buy this: ruin your little brat's psyche) The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998)
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